Tuesday, July 17, 2012

A Before Work Rant

Barack Hussein Obama has shown us all his intention in the upcoming campaign is to appeal to the lowest common denomiator and feul jealousy and anger towards those who have acheived success and wealth.  He insulted and slandered business owners by stating they don't deserve their success because their success is owed to the government, it is not from anything the business owners did.  Last time I checked, no memeber of CONgress is punching a time clock for the small business owner.  The president called Mitt Romey a felon, a comment he refuses to take back or apologize for.  The truth is, Obama is more cut out for hosting some "Fuck Whitey" show on BET than being President of the United States.  He doesn't have the proper attitude or demeanor for the job.  Without his Teleprompter, he says what he is actually thinking and the president can't do that.  It's time to get the afirmative action president out of office.

Listen up you dumbassed emo kids.  Who told you it was cool and trendy to pretend you are depressed?  Well, it's not.  Depression is not a phase or a fad.  It's s serious issue that hurts and sometimes destroys people.  Those of us who have dealt with depression either personally or with a friend or family member suffering from it, don't find this behavior acceptable.  So take off the makeup, stop cutting yourselves, listen to some better music and some colors to your wardrobe.

The "Call Me Maybe" song is the most annoying song I've had the misfortune of exposing to my ears in a long time.  Where do they find this kids who can't carry a tune in a bucket but get to have a #1 song on Billboard?  I miss the days when songs like "Livin on a Prayer" and "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" were at the top of the charts.

Why is the Republican Party scared of Ron Paul?  Oh, wait...nevermind.

All work on high traffic roads should be done from 10PM to 6AM.  You know I am right.

So Hillary Clinton is the most traveled Secretary of State...and that means what?  Has she accomplished anything?  I think the answer is...NO!

Is there currently anyone in the country more delusional than Franco Harris?  Dude, Joe Paterno was not a saint.  He had a role in the cover-up too.  He may have had the most influence in it, to be honest.  He was The Godfather of Penn State.  Accept it and shut up.

Who else thinks it is time for Miley Cyrus to pose for Playboy?  If so, raise your hands.

What is it with celebrities/athletes and DWI?  Yinz have enough money to rent a limo.  What the hell is wrong with you people?

Just for the record, Mark Appel: $3.8 million > senior year at Stanford.  How did you let Scott Boras brainwash you into that?  Or was it your own arrogance that led you to the decision?  Just curious.

Have a great Tuesday everyone.  I will return soon.

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