Super Bowl Thoughts

The Harbaugh Bowl will be a close one.  The Ravens will have a halftime lead but in the second half, the 49ers will take control and win the game and their 6th Super Bowl and send Ray Lewis into the twilight with an L.  Don't expect  Colin Kaepernick to have a game like he did against Green Bay, however.  Expect more of what we saw against Atlanta.  Joe Flacco will have a great game, but not enough to hoist the Lombardi Trophy.  And rushing yards should be kept to a minimum here, despite both teams having great talent in the backfield.

Some keys to the game:

Randy "Not the Greatest Ever" Moss... In the red zone, the Ravens may have difficulty covering both him and Vernon Davis.  The focus, and rightfully so, will be on Davis so Randy may have a chance to make a play or two.  This is something to keep an eye on.

David Akers... The 49ers kicker has struggled all year.  Will it be in his head during the biggest game of the year?

The Baltimore receivers...  Inconsistent was what they were during the season.  They've been great during the playoffs.  Will they keep it up for one more game?

Halftime score: Baltimore 14 San Francisco 7
Final Score: San Fran 27 Baltimore 24
MVP: Vernon Davis

And do yourselves a huge favor, skip the halftime show.  Take the dog for a walk or take a shower.  Do anything but watch Beyonce.  Seriously.

A Big WTF & STFU to CNN

So, I walked into the cafeteria today to get a soft pretzel and a sweet tea.  CNN was, as it always is, on the TV.  And after about 45 seconds, my brain wanted to oooze out of my ears.  I walked in on the most jackasinie coversatrion I have heard yet during this political season.  A panel of half-wit libertards were discussing...no, wait a sec, it's worth it...CELEBRITY PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENTS!  Really?  No, I mean really?  The worst part about this was their combined IQs would still be lower than mine.  OK, be honest with me.  How many Americans really give a Snooki's ass about for whom Bruce Springsteen is voting?  He's been voting democrat for three decades, people!  Oh, Jayonce is supporting Obama?  *Shocked face.* Didn't see that coming.  Let me tell you this: Jay-Z wouldn't know an intelligent political thought if it was sucking his dick.  (And yes, I will be skipping the Super Bowl halftime show again!)  Do celebrity endorsements sway anyone's opinion?  Does George Clooney convince you to vote for Obama?  Does Kid Rock make you look more favorably at Romney/Ryan?  Do crybaby, washed-up 80s bands inspire you to fight the power and vote for Barack?  I mean seriously, who gives a shit about what celebrities are voting for which candidate?  Does Madonna whoring herself for Obama get you fired up?  (I sure as hell hope not!)  Did you dust off an old Jenna Jameson dvd after her endorsement of Romney? (I don't really want to know so keep it to yourself.)  I hate to break your egos Hollywood and music industries, but we don't care who you you vote for.  If you feel the need to make it public, wear a t-shirt.